How Not To Kill Your Baby Book
So, you think you are bad parenting material? you feel inadequate as a mom or dad? let me tell you that you are right… But do not worry, this book will teach you how not to suck at it..or to suck but with style.
Written by Jacob Sager Weinstein, this is the book that every parent who does not hate their child needs to read before its to late!!!.
Some quotes of the book:
“Now that you know the horrible dangers of any method other than traditional intercourse, it is time to contemplate the horrible dangers of traditional intercourse.”
“It is easy to adjust your parenting techniques as your children grow: simply do and say the exact same things, but raise your voice by one decibel for every year of your child’s age.”