Bubble Baby Bed
Bubble Baby Bed
Lay your baby inside this acrylic made space bubble, it has an inclination angle of 17%, great resistance and an amazing look. DESCRIPTION:
  • Matress that provides exact level support
  • It includes a ring that prevent the crib from overdeclining. 
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Lay your baby inside this acrylic made space bubble, it has an inclination angle of 17%, great resistance and an amazing look.

DESCRIPTION:

  • Matress that provides exact level support
  • It includes a ring that prevent the crib from overdeclining. 

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Motorized Water Blaster Bumper Boat
Motorized Water Blaster Bumper Boat
Your kiddos will win every battle in the water with their cousins with these awesome motorized boats by BANZAI, which come with a front blaster that shoots pressurized water up to 20 feet in distance.      

Your kiddos will win every battle in the water with their cousins with these awesome motorized boats by BANZAI, which come with a front blaster that shoots pressurized water up to 20 feet in distance.

 

 

 

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The Mustachifier
The Mustachifier
Allow your kid to impersonate a 30-year-old to impress the grown-up ladies and be admitted to the bars to have a drink with you with this mustachifier.  

Allow your kid to impersonate a 30-year-old to impress the grown-up ladies and be admitted to the bars to have a drink with you with this mustachifier.

 

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BRICA Car Seat Transporter
BRICA Car Seat Transporter
Your little guy will enjoy being treated as a suitcase while you travel around the world with the Car Seat Baby Transporter by BRICA. It is perfect because you will be able to turn your car seat into a little car to take your little one everywhere. [kad_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTvqz-Oqec0" maxwidth=750 ]  

Your little guy will enjoy being treated as a suitcase while you travel around the world with the Car Seat Baby Transporter by BRICA. It is perfect because you will be able to turn your car seat into a little car to take your little one everywhere.

 

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Baby Burrito Blanket
Baby Burrito Blanket
Have a taste of this burrito blanket and make your baby look like a yummy taquito; ti comes with cheese, tomato and avocado. WARNING: This blanket will make you want to eat your baby.   BUY IT FROM: [columns] [span6] UNITED STATES [/span6][span6] UNITED KINGDOM [/span6] [/columns]    

Have a taste of this burrito blanket and make your baby look like a yummy taquito; ti comes with cheese, tomato and avocado.

WARNING:

This blanket will make you want to eat your baby.

 

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Saddle Baby Shoulder Carrier
Saddle Baby Shoulder Carrier
Take your kid to see the fireworks without killing your back after 6 hours of carrying your mini-me. This hands-free product is just perfect for the single parent of three kids. [kad_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trj-iSjmlwo" maxwidth=750 ]  

Take your kid to see the fireworks without killing your back after 6 hours of carrying your mini-me. This hands-free product is just perfect for the single parent of three kids.

 

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IPAL, The Robot Nanny
IPAL, The Robot Nanny
Stop troubling with the drama of parenting, and let a robot do that job for you; Ipal the robot nanny can tell stories, sing and help your children with their homework, take a look and tell me if it is not cool.   [kad_youtube url="https://youtu.be/jxXmcVkH8Tk" maxwidth=750 ]  

Stop troubling with the drama of parenting, and let a robot do that job for you; Ipal the robot nanny can tell stories, sing and help your children with their homework, take a look and tell me if it is not cool.

 

 

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Baby Up In This Bitch Car Sticker
Baby Up In This Bitch Car Sticker
You may be a fancy mom but give notice that you will kick some ass if they drive careless. The advantage of this sticker is that it is easily visible and captures attention reminding drivers to be cautious on the road.  

You may be a fancy mom but give notice that you will kick some ass if they drive careless.

The advantage of this sticker is that it is easily visible and captures attention reminding drivers to be cautious on the road.

 

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4moms Infant Bath Tub
4moms Infant Bath Tub
With the Infant Bath Tub by 4moms if your toddler drops a doo doo in the middle of their shower, it will drain it out and you can just keep filling it, and that is because this cool item is designed to be used while the water is running, which makes bath time easier for you. 4moms Infant Bath Tub Features:
  • It includes a Built-in digital thermometer with a color-coded temperature display.
  • Fits most sinks
  • Suitable for newborn until toddler ages.
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With the Infant Bath Tub by 4moms if your toddler drops a doo doo in the middle of their shower, it will drain it out and you can just keep filling it, and that is because this cool item is designed to be used while the water is running, which makes bath time easier for you.

4moms Infant Bath Tub Features:

  • It includes a Built-in digital thermometer with a color-coded temperature display.
  • Fits most sinks
  • Suitable for newborn until toddler ages.

 

 

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Princess Leia Cocoon and Beanie
Princess Leia Cocoon and Beanie
This hand crocheted beanie will transform your princess into a member of the rebel alliance and keep her warm while she sleeps. You can pull up under chin or expose their arms and hands for different poses   BUY IT FROM: [columns] [span6] UNITED STATES [/span6][span6] UNITED KINGDOM [/span6] [/columns]  

This hand crocheted beanie will transform your princess into a member of the rebel alliance and keep her warm while she sleeps.

You can pull up under chin or expose their arms and hands for different poses

 

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Tactical Military Diaper Bag Backpack
Tactical Military Diaper Bag Backpack
Execute your call of daddy with this tough and tactically organized diaper bag backpack. How do you think the other daddies will look like around you with their little diaper bags of Frozen? I bet you want to be the only alpha dad in the park. Includes a built-in Changing Mat: 23"H x 12"W (Open), Dump Pouch: 5.5”H x 4”W x 0.75”D, Wipe Pouch: 4.5”H x 8.5”W x 3”D      

Execute your call of daddy with this tough and tactically organized diaper bag backpack. How do you think the other daddies will look like around you with their little diaper bags of Frozen? I bet you want to be the only alpha dad in the park.

Includes a built-in Changing Mat: 23″H x 12″W (Open), Dump Pouch: 5.5”H x 4”W x 0.75”D, Wipe Pouch: 4.5”H x 8.5”W x 3”D

 

 

 

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The Snotsucker Nasal Aspirator
The Snotsucker Nasal Aspirator
Just as if you were drinking a Slurpee, suck until that nasty thing leaves your little toddler's nostrils with this nasal aspirator. This easy-to-clean aspirator features a 15" long tube and disposable filters to prevent any bacterial transfer. [kad_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsLFKfGuioE&t=23s" maxwidth=750 ]  

Just as if you were drinking a Slurpee, suck until that nasty thing leaves your little toddler’s nostrils with this nasal aspirator.

This easy-to-clean aspirator features a 15″ long tube and disposable filters to prevent any bacterial transfer.

 

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The Ecto 1/2 Ride on Car
The Ecto 1/2 Ride on Car
Now your kid ain't gonna be afraid of no ghosts, this is just the best ride-on car ever, I do want one of them for my kid.   Sadly, this is not available for purchase at the moment.

Now your kid ain’t gonna be afraid of no ghosts, this is just the best ride-on car ever, I do want one of them for my kid.

 

Sadly, this is not available for purchase at the moment.

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Skoda’s Man Pram
Skoda’s Man Pram
Look like a real macho again when you take your baby out for a walk crashing all the little strollers with 20 inch alloy wheels and hydraulic suspension of this monster stroller. The vehicle is considered all-terrain. It is up to two meters in height, has rear-view mirrors, hydraulic suspension, large brake calipers, anti-stress clamps and even headlights just in case the road is dark. There is only one detail that could cause depression ... The stroller is a prototype and there are still no plans to launch it in the short term. :( [kad_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgZluCEBS6w" maxwidth=750 ]   Not available for purchase at this moment.

Look like a real macho again when you take your baby out for a walk crashing all the little strollers with 20 inch alloy wheels and hydraulic suspension of this monster stroller.

The vehicle is considered all-terrain. It is up to two meters in height, has rear-view mirrors, hydraulic suspension, large brake calipers, anti-stress clamps and even headlights just in case the road is dark.

There is only one detail that could cause depression … The stroller is a prototype and there are still no plans to launch it in the short term.

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Not available for purchase at this moment.

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Charlie Brown Onesie
Charlie Brown Onesie
Dress up your little guy with this cute Charlie Brown onesie. It is guaranteed to be a huge hit at every family gathering.  

Dress up your little guy with this cute Charlie Brown onesie. It is guaranteed to be a huge hit at every family gathering.

 

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One Step Baby Food Maker
One Step Baby Food Maker
As if preparing coffee, all you will need to do it press the button and get your child's warm milk in seconds with this One Step Baby Food maker by BABY BREZZA. On the one hand, this device measures and dispenses milk powder, on the other, it heats the water, and finally combines everything to get a bottle with the baby's food at an adequate temperature.   [kad_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZmATeFk-Kg" maxwidth=750 ]

As if preparing coffee, all you will need to do it press the button and get your child’s warm milk in seconds with this One Step Baby Food maker by BABY BREZZA.

On the one hand, this device measures and dispenses milk powder, on the other, it heats the water, and finally combines everything to get a bottle with the baby’s food at an adequate temperature.

 

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Copy and Paste Baby Twins Onesies
Copy and Paste Baby Twins Onesies
The coolest shirts for the new arrivals of millennial parents. How else could you identify your twins?  

The coolest shirts for the new arrivals of millennial parents. How else could you identify your twins?

 

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Cardboard Toilet Hut
Cardboard Toilet Hut
Finally your toddler will have some privacy while trying to drop their first poops inside this cardboard hut, making easier for kids needed of intimacy their potty training.   BUY IT FROM: [columns] [span6] UNITED STATES (Need to consult first) [/span6][span6] UNITED KINGDOM (only during the time the UK is a EU member, after that, you need to consult) [/span6] [/columns]            

Finally your toddler will have some privacy while trying to drop their first poops inside this cardboard hut, making easier for kids needed of intimacy their potty training.

 

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The Baby Keeper
The Baby Keeper
Now, you can go to the public restroom while your baby is safely hanged out from the stall wall with this baby keeper. For babies who already hold their head up, this baby keeper features a simple to use harness system that keeps your baby safe in the carrier.   BUY IT FROM: [columns] [span6] UNITED STATES [/span6][span6] UNITED KINGDOM  [/span6] [/columns]  

Now, you can go to the public restroom while your baby is safely hanged out from the stall wall with this baby keeper.

For babies who already hold their head up, this baby keeper features a simple to use harness system that keeps your baby safe in the carrier.

 

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MamaRoo Baby Bouncer
MamaRoo Baby Bouncer
The MamaRoo bouncer, created by 4moms, is a soother rocker seat that bounces and swings like a mom while you are finally eating or resting and your baby sleeps comfortably! this is a perfect product if your child hates to stay still, and yes, even "car ride" is one of the movement settings. You may also choose between five different speeds and five different nature sounds or you can connect your MP3 player and play your children's favorite lullabies while your child rests on this soother rocker seat. Visit our post to see more about products that simulate mom's movements and keep in mind that although these are a great help they do not substitute your warming hands. [kad_youtube url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGldWi6DVSw" maxwidth=550 ]  

The MamaRoo bouncer, created by 4moms, is a soother rocker seat that bounces and swings like a mom while you are finally eating or resting and your baby sleeps comfortably! this is a perfect product if your child hates to stay still, and yes, even “car ride” is one of the movement settings.

You may also choose between five different speeds and five different nature sounds or you can connect your MP3 player and play your children’s favorite lullabies while your child rests on this soother rocker seat.

Visit our post to see more about products that simulate mom’s movements and keep in mind that although these are a great help they do not substitute your warming hands.

 

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